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asia_blossoms ([personal profile] alkakurei_my_world) wrote2023-06-02 05:48 pm

Number Eight - Take a Chance (Chapter 1)

Author: Kino Seitaro
Story Proofreader: Akira
Season: Winter
Proofreader(s): naru (ENG)




Niki: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH—

I’M FALLING I’M FALLING I’M FALLINGGG!! Open the parachutes, quickly quickly QUICKLY—!!

…What? What are you saying, I can’t understand you at all!! That’s it, it’s all over, this is really the end, I’m really gonna dieeeeee!!

Oops…ah! It’s finally open! I’m scared, I’m scared~… Five years has just been cut out of my life expectancy, y’know!!

(Uuhh, why do I have to be treated like this…)

(It’s all Rinne-kun’s fault that this is happening in the first place!)

[Flash back in time, around ten hours ago]



Niki: Thank you all for waiting~. Is everyone ready?

Kohaku: …Ah, Niki-han. Are ya okay with yer part-time job?

Niki: Ah, well, I’m sorry for being late. We just released a new menu item today, so it was a busy shift all around. It’s only now that I can take a breather.

That aside; y’all said that there was a pretty big offer yesterday. What’s with that?

One of you said on HoldHands that you managed to grab it, so I was wondering about it all day.

HiMERU: Just a moment, though. Amagi hasn’t arrived yet.

Niki: ? Isn’t it already past the meeting time?

That’s rare. Since this is Rinne-kun we’re talking about, I thought he was already playing mahjong somewhere here in Cinnamon or something.

HiMERU: True. There’s a degree of selfishness in being late to something that you’ve called for yourself.

It’s not the first time for that man to cause trouble. We might as well have a chat for now while Shiina takes a break.

Niki: Well, it can’t be helped. I also need to eat, so I’ll fix myself a meal while I wait.

Today’s new menu item is a hamburger bowl1. Juicy gravy, plenty of flavor, and I get to enjoy it without Rinne-kun getting in the way of my food ♪

Ah-nom…♪

Rinne: Bon appetite~♪



Niki: —eh, waa! Rinne-kun!?

Hey, Rinne-kun! Your timing was terrible! Were you just hiding and waiting for me to steal my food!?

Rinne: Are you seriously this paranoid when it comes to food? I just got here.

Anyways, we’re all here now. Let’s get this over with.

We gotta get ready in 30 minutes, after all ♪

Kohaku: Ha? I’ve no idea what ya meant by that…

Even if ya say get ready, I have no idea what t’ prepare fer.

Rinne: Kyahaha, you can just tell by looking at me!

After all, I have a suitcase, and it’s filled to the brim with my hopes and dreams ☆

Kohaku: No, I actually don’t understand at all, what d’ya mean?

Rinne: Hm~, is it too early in the day for Kohaku-chan? ♪ Not surprised to hear that. This job offer that we just received, it’s at a location overseas!

Anzu-chan introduced me to a bullet tour project with an unknown destination! The perfect job for Crazy:B, right?

Niki: Overseas….!?

HiMERU: —Hm. This came out of nowhere.

First of all, does Amagi even have a passport?

Aside from Shiina, who has a hobby of looking for ingredients abroad, and Oukawa, who attended the IFF Award Ceremony in New York2, Amagi probably has no overseas experience before.

It hasn’t even been a day since the offer was made, so a passport can’t be issued on the same day, right?

Kohaku: That’s true… I was invited t’ the IFF by chance, so I had a passport made and took it with me. I feel like Rinne-han never actually been overseas before, though.

Rinne: Kyahaha. Don’t worry about it, y’all.

I heard that there aren’t any casinos in Japan, so I made a passport a while ago in case I need it to go the real gambling main house. That’s it ♪

Niki: Eh…?

It doesn’t look like Rinne-kun took it out of professionalism. Sounds more like something from a dream story that goes, “I want to go overseas to advance as an idol~”.

Rinne: Contradicting that, does this overseas offer sound like something that we can get with our current achievements as Crazy:B? A rookie “unit” that hasn’t even been formed for a year yet?

To film at a location abroad that is offered by Japan—it’s a very appealing job for us to get now!

Niki: I have no hopes or dreams over there.

Well, my stomach doesn’t grow with just dreams alone~. Fine, got it. Should I pack for the trip now?

It’s not a busy season at the moment, and if I say a word to the manager, there shouldn’t be a problem for me to temporarily leave my part-time job.

Kohaku: Ya good with that, Niki-han?

It kinda seems like a foul play fer ya. Yer part-time job ends in the evening, so I don’t think its okay t’ force yerself into a cramp.

Niki: Nahaha. Once again, I think Rinne-kun is swayed by another one of his ideas~.

But, it’s a different story if it’s an overseas location! If we can go abroad with our expenses paid, I can search for ingredients there, too, right~?

Combining both hobby and profit, and we’re getting paid for it ♪ It’s a convenient job for me, too!

Kohaku: Ah, I have the same reaction…. Whenever I get a job with a convenient location, I all of sudden get motivated, too, don’t I?

Really, Niki-han does prefer dango over flowers3. If I bring him sweets, even if I somehow managed to hurt him, he’d forgive me anyways because I brought him food—

Well then, I’ll go get ready right away.

It’s all about Rinne-han anyways. When will ya ever listen t’ us no matter what we say?

HiMERU: —HiMERU also agrees. Crazy:B has a style that never hesitates to go up in flames, so he’s not in a position to meddle in the content of his work.

He’s not sure where he’ll go overseas, but if it becomes a place where idols can work, then HiMERU thinks local procurement will be enough.

Rinne: Thank you, now that’s what Crazy:B is all about ☆

The dice is now thrown. Say hello to the goddess of fate for our first overseas location...☆



Notes:
1 Contrary to its name, a hamburger bowl is not an actual hamburger in a bowl. It’s more of a salad with rice, meat (usually beef, but could work with pork or chicken), lettuce, and sometimes eggs, with other types of vegetables added into the mix (mushroom can be added too if you so wish). The meal can be served in a bowl, but a dish is more popular.

I’d like to mention that if you search up “hamburger bowl” vs “ハンバーグ丼”, you’ll get pretty-similar-but-a-bit-different results. What I just described is the Japanese version of the dish. Localization does come into play with this meal.

2 The Idol Film Festival Award Ceremony, or IFF for short, references the Ensemble Stars!! movie “Road To Show”, which came out in March 2022. As far as I know, there isn’t an actual story that was published in-game about Road To Show, but the movie is considered as canon to the timeline.

3 “Dango over flowers” is a Japanese phrase that means “to prefer substance over style”. For a bit of a history lesson, the phrase came from where people came to flower viewing festivals for the food, souvenirs, etc. rather than the actual flowers themselves.

(Edited 9/25/2022; mistranslation was caught and is now changed.)

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